Sunday, August 16, 2009

This is the olly place now!

This blog will remain up as a tribute to a moron. It's the only place where the original, and only, Joe the Plumber home page graphic is preserved.

Remember such ideas on the original site as "blog along with Joe"? what did that mean exactly?

Remember how the goal of Joe the Plumber's movement turned out to be the same as Sarah Palin's? "...Just send me your money!"

Well, Joe's movement, blogs and websites are gone now....and so is Joe the Plumber. Rest in Peace, Joe, and maybe we'll all meet again some day, some where. As Joe the Plumber rides off into the sunset, there's just one more thing... are a fucking idiotic nazi bastard, and the most ridiculous thing to come out of the 2008 presidential campaign.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Joe the Plumber anti-american workers!

I ain't anti anything American! It's all about America, brother! The media just better lay off! It's all about America, brother! I gotta eat to and just because I've been well paid to try to bust up these communist unions, doesn't mean I'm against anything! It's all about America, brother!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Joe the Plumber Horny

I've been having regular intercourse with Sarah Palin and I don't care who knows it. The enhanced penis is working out just great! (the operation was paid for by the people of Alaska and expended as "Medical Procedures, personal" on one of Gov. Palin's expense reports. HA! You liberal communists only with you could get one!)

With a babe like that, how could I be horny. This whole story is just another outrage perpetrated upon me by a liberal elite media! I'm going to sue!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Joe the Plumber Affair with Sarah Palin a lie!

The is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Joe Wurzelbacher aka:"Joe the Plumber" has been trysting with Sarah Palin at the Camio Motel near the Portland Oregon international airport.

We really dont' care how many pictures the media splashes all over TV and Internet outlets, we want to state categorically right here and now, that there is no truth to any of this.

The last part is the most ludicrous of all: that The People of Alaska paid for penis enhancement surgery for Wurzelbacher, and have been footing the bill not only for the motel room, but for the flights of both Sarah Palin and Joe Wurzelbacher to and from Portland

Friends of Joe the Plumber

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Joe the Plumber Job Description

Hello Brothers and Sisters, Joe W. here. Ya know there’s something that’s really been frying my hide for a long time and I figured I’d better post something about it. A lot of those “Fair and Balanced” reporters in the TV media, and people on blog postings and on my book tour have been asking me why I’m called “Joe the Plumber” if I’m not a licensed or union joined plumber. The answer is simple. First of all, I never said I was a plumber. That shifty bastard John McCain. His people made that up after getting my official job title wrong. I told them the truth. What I am a “Plumber’s Devil.” It’s sort of like a Plumber’s Assistant except I do all the dirty work; the hard stuff that’s really what it’s all about. Second off, I’m not a Plumber’s Devil anymore. I’m a writer and a political commentator. FOX news has offered me a job and I’m starting it soon. You’ll see me on Heraldo and other important news shows like that on FOX.

So the next time some wise ass comes up with a question about my being not a plumber, I’m gonna have to jump ugly on the boy. I’m gonna have to go mid-evil on him. You can bet on it! Your Pal and yours in Jesus, Joe the Writer/Commentator!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Book Tour

Hello fellow Republicans and my fans! Your Pal, Joe the Plumber is going on the great American Book Tour. So show your support and ask your local big chain book store to stork up on my book and ask when Joe the Plumber will be in town!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

American Does Not Deserve Joe the Plumber

Hello America, You do not deserve my insights, you are to stupid to buy my book, and I will not supply any solutions to a people so ungrateful as the American People. I went to Israel for Pajama TV to report on the REAL situation over there and the main line liberal media elite did was laugh at me! Joe the Plumber will not be laughed at!

I've seen a lot of the comments about me on various trashy sites like the Huffington post, MSNBS and the New York Times. America does not appreciate Joe the Plumber and American is laughing at Joe the Plumber. Neither of which Joe the Plumber will tolerate. I haven't' made enough of my book to even come close to covering the printing costs!

So Fuck You America!
Buy my Book you ungrateful Bastards! Joe the Plumber

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

The Last Page:

....It had changed from "Madam Governor" to Sara about two hours ago. She always just called me Joe. Sara slowly closed The Bible and put on the coffee table as I opened our third bottle of champagne. Bible study was over for the evening.

She dismissed her Blackwater and personal guards with a wave of her hand to Roberts who all this time was standing quietly by the kitchen doorway. They seemed to came out of every room and closet in the place and they filed out of the suite, I caught a smirk on a few of the Blackwater guys faces. Right then I knew that I could either get up and leave and go back to a life of obscurity, or stay and have my life changed forever. living in luxury; in a suite like this one as a white house insider.

...Sara leaned in close and as our lips met, i could see my whole life ahead of me! a life I never even dreamed possible back in Ohio. "Joe the Plumber" died in the warm embrace of that truly beautiful and wonderful woman; The woman I'd been looking for all my life. And as Sara and I walked slowly down the hall towards the master bedroom, arms and bodies entwined, not wanting to break our embrace even for a moment, I knew my time had come. Sara Palin's time had come. America's time had come: A dream with fighting for, a dream come true.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Great Promotional Videos!

Here are two great videos to promote our own Sara Palin and Joe the Plumber!