Friday, December 26, 2008

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

Secure Our Dream/Fighting the American Dream by Joe "the" Plumber

In response to overwhelming demand, we're going to provide another couple of excerpts from SOD/FAD. Sales have been overwhelming so if you didn't get your copy of Fighting The American Dream in time for Christmas, we hope to have all these extra copies printed and mailed out in time for After New Years. In case you haven't ordered and/or paid for your copy of Fighting the American Dream from SOD yet, now's the time to do so. we can't get the next 100 copies printed until we pay for the first 100. Now to the added excerpts to make you want to buy your own, personal copy:

Page 12 - On the Bus - I asked John McCain many pointed questions about the 700 billion dollar bail out. His answers made my flesh crawl and made me feel dirty. When I asked him how the money would be delivered, and if there would be enough secret service agents and armored guards for the trucks, his answer made no sense to me. He was trying to confuse me with political gibberish!

Page 18 - Sara Palin - Sara Palin is the Real Deal! There's no doubt that she would make the perfect president for these troubled times! Anyone who doesn't think so must be some kind of communist or socialist.

...More to come...Your Pal, Joe Plumber!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Good By Sam! Hello Joe!

Our beloved Joe the Plumber is legally changing his name from garbled mouthful Samuel Wurzelbacher to Joe Plumber playing down the "the".

So our own Joe the Plumber is changing his name of just Joe Plumber at the urging of the Plain 2012 group! Joe will be the second spot on the ticket! "Plain/Plumber in 12" is the official slogan of the campaign.

This will get Joe really main streamed and bring the Plain/Plumber 2012 ticket one step closer to reality! Isn't it wonderful? Go Joe!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

Our book is almost ready for publication! Here's some tantalizing excerpts:

Page 4 - Entitlement Programs - "I don't need Social Security, Welfare or any of that. If I need money, I'll make my own money. I'll go to work."

Page 7 - Gay Marriage - "Marriage is between one man and one woman. What if I wanted to marry the Lemon Sisters? That wouldn't be right? Would it?"

Page 10 - Talks with our enemy - "If they aren't doing what we want them to do why talk to them? Preconditions must be conditions of talking points all under the umbrella of creating jobs"

...Plus much more! If you pre-buy now, you can upgrade to a Golden Freedom membership for only $29.95 and receive wonderful Joe the Plumber merchandise on special occasions. The first is an archival quality ink jet picture of Joe certified suitable for framing.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Please Help!

Hello Friends, somehow, I'm slipping into obscurity! Google isn't carrying a banner on me anymore and neither is the New York Times. Remember: Obama is still a terrorist and a tax and spender....please help Joe the Plumber come back...The Press Room, my PR firm is working on a book that I'm writing that's going to be a block buster right up there with anything Bill O'Reilly's PR firm has ever written under his name.

Please pre-buy it! I want to make that $250 so I can accuse Obama of stealing it!

As Always, You Friend, Joe the Plumber (or should I start using my real name: Sam?)

Monday, November 10, 2008

A big Joe the Plumber shout out to all my fans out there! Well, I'm intending to stay around and be a watchdog on the Obama/Democrat administration, and If I see that the Dream for My America going the wrong way, I'm going to shout long and loud!

My main concern is taxing people who earn over $250,000, as hope to one day with your help.

So while we're building the rest of the blog and site, pitch in and buy the book my marketing firm in Nashville is writing for me, along with Joe the Plumber Coffee Mugs, T-Shirts and all the other swell, Joe the Plumber merchandise out there that every Real American must own to accepted by other Real Americans. It's all out there, on special, while supplies last, on e-bay!

Thanks, Your Pal, Joe The Plumber