I'm running!

High folks, Joe the Plumber here and i'm runnin for congress! so vote for me! i'm gonna repeal obama care! i'm gonna end taxes! i'm gonna end social security! and as far as medical care goes, if you can't afford it, you don't get it.

hello friends, Joe has asked me to maintain his blog for the time being as Joe is busy with official issues of the office to which he was elected. Joe W. had donated quite a bit to the "flip the ticket" cause please take a look at our new blog at:

http://fliptheticket.blogspot.com/

and please help us take back our country!

Long Time no see

Hi Folks, Well, I've lost the spotlight for a while but I'll be getting it back soon! There's a movement on to "Flip the Ticket"!

That's right! Palin for President and John McCain for Vice President, and yours truly as an aid to the campaign! I'll be in front of the cameras and microphones once again extolling the virtues of Sarah Palin and the whole gang who will be your next government! isn't that exciting! see ya soon!, your pal Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher!

This is the olly place now!

This blog will remain up as a tribute to a moron. It's the only place where the original, and only, Joe the Plumber home page graphic is preserved.

Remember such ideas on the original SecureOurDream.com site as "blog along with Joe"? what did that mean exactly?

Remember how the goal of Joe the Plumber's movement turned out to be the same as Sarah Palin's? "...Just send me your money!"

Well, Joe's movement, blogs and websites are gone now....and so is Joe the Plumber. Rest in Peace, Joe, and maybe we'll all meet again some day, some where. As Joe the Plumber rides off into the sunset, there's just one more thing...

JTP...you are a fucking idiotic nazi bastard, and the most ridiculous thing to come out of the 2008 presidential campaign.

Joe the Plumber anti-american workers!

I ain't anti anything American! It's all about America, brother! The media just better lay off! It's all about America, brother! I gotta eat to and just because I've been well paid to try to bust up these communist unions, doesn't mean I'm against anything! It's all about America, brother!

Joe the Plumber Horny

I've been having regular intercourse with Sarah Palin and I don't care who knows it. The enhanced penis is working out just great! (the operation was paid for by the people of Alaska and expended as "Medical Procedures, personal" on one of Gov. Palin's expense reports. HA! You liberal communists only with you could get one!)

With a babe like that, how could I be horny. This whole story is just another outrage perpetrated upon me by a liberal elite media! I'm going to sue!

Joe the Plumber Affair with Sarah Palin a lie!

The is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Joe Wurzelbacher aka:"Joe the Plumber" has been trysting with Sarah Palin at the Camio Motel near the Portland Oregon international airport.

We really dont' care how many pictures the media splashes all over TV and Internet outlets, we want to state categorically right here and now, that there is no truth to any of this.

The last part is the most ludicrous of all: that The People of Alaska paid for penis enhancement surgery for Wurzelbacher, and have been footing the bill not only for the motel room, but for the flights of both Sarah Palin and Joe Wurzelbacher to and from Portland

Friends of Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber Job Description

Hello Brothers and Sisters, Joe W. here. Ya know there’s something that’s really been frying my hide for a long time and I figured I’d better post something about it. A lot of those “Fair and Balanced” reporters in the TV media, and people on blog postings and on my book tour have been asking me why I’m called “Joe the Plumber” if I’m not a licensed or union joined plumber. The answer is simple. First of all, I never said I was a plumber. That shifty bastard John McCain. His people made that up after getting my official job title wrong. I told them the truth. What I am a “Plumber’s Devil.” It’s sort of like a Plumber’s Assistant except I do all the dirty work; the hard stuff that’s really what it’s all about. Second off, I’m not a Plumber’s Devil anymore. I’m a writer and a political commentator. FOX news has offered me a job and I’m starting it soon. You’ll see me on Heraldo and other important news shows like that on FOX.

So the next time some wise ass comes up with a question about my being not a plumber, I’m gonna have to jump ugly on the boy. I’m gonna have to go mid-evil on him. You can bet on it! Your Pal and yours in Jesus, Joe the Writer/Commentator!

Book Tour

Hello fellow Republicans and my fans! Your Pal, Joe the Plumber is going on the great American Book Tour. So show your support and ask your local big chain book store to stork up on my book and ask when Joe the Plumber will be in town!

American Does Not Deserve Joe the Plumber

Hello America, You do not deserve my insights, you are to stupid to buy my book, and I will not supply any solutions to a people so ungrateful as the American People. I went to Israel for Pajama TV to report on the REAL situation over there and the main line liberal media elite did was laugh at me! Joe the Plumber will not be laughed at!

I've seen a lot of the comments about me on various trashy sites like the Huffington post, MSNBS and the New York Times. America does not appreciate Joe the Plumber and American is laughing at Joe the Plumber. Neither of which Joe the Plumber will tolerate. I haven't' made enough of my book to even come close to covering the printing costs!

So Fuck You America!
Buy my Book you ungrateful Bastards! Joe the Plumber

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

The Last Page:

....It had changed from "Madam Governor" to Sara about two hours ago. She always just called me Joe. Sara slowly closed The Bible and put on the coffee table as I opened our third bottle of champagne. Bible study was over for the evening.

She dismissed her Blackwater and personal guards with a wave of her hand to Roberts who all this time was standing quietly by the kitchen doorway. They seemed to came out of every room and closet in the place and they filed out of the suite, I caught a smirk on a few of the Blackwater guys faces. Right then I knew that I could either get up and leave and go back to a life of obscurity, or stay and have my life changed forever. living in luxury; in a suite like this one as a white house insider.

...Sara leaned in close and as our lips met, i could see my whole life ahead of me! a life I never even dreamed possible back in Ohio. "Joe the Plumber" died in the warm embrace of that truly beautiful and wonderful woman; The woman I'd been looking for all my life. And as Sara and I walked slowly down the hall towards the master bedroom, arms and bodies entwined, not wanting to break our embrace even for a moment, I knew my time had come. Sara Palin's time had come. America's time had come: A dream with fighting for, a dream come true.

Great Promotional Videos!

Here are two great videos to promote our own Sara Palin and Joe the Plumber!

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlCsO42g04

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=beCWz-dS2Bw

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

Secure Our Dream/Fighting the American Dream by Joe "the" Plumber

In response to overwhelming demand, we're going to provide another couple of excerpts from SOD/FAD. Sales have been overwhelming so if you didn't get your copy of Fighting The American Dream in time for Christmas, we hope to have all these extra copies printed and mailed out in time for After New Years. In case you haven't ordered and/or paid for your copy of Fighting the American Dream from SOD yet, now's the time to do so. we can't get the next 100 copies printed until we pay for the first 100. Now to the added excerpts to make you want to buy your own, personal copy:

Page 12 - On the Bus - I asked John McCain many pointed questions about the 700 billion dollar bail out. His answers made my flesh crawl and made me feel dirty. When I asked him how the money would be delivered, and if there would be enough secret service agents and armored guards for the trucks, his answer made no sense to me. He was trying to confuse me with political gibberish!

Page 18 - Sara Palin - Sara Palin is the Real Deal! There's no doubt that she would make the perfect president for these troubled times! Anyone who doesn't think so must be some kind of communist or socialist.

...More to come...Your Pal, Joe Plumber!

Good By Sam! Hello Joe!

Our beloved Joe the Plumber is legally changing his name from garbled mouthful Samuel Wurzelbacher to Joe Plumber playing down the "the".

So our own Joe the Plumber is changing his name of just Joe Plumber at the urging of the Plain 2012 group! Joe will be the second spot on the ticket! "Plain/Plumber in 12" is the official slogan of the campaign.

This will get Joe really main streamed and bring the Plain/Plumber 2012 ticket one step closer to reality! Isn't it wonderful? Go Joe!

Another Secure Our Dream Excerpt

Our book is almost ready for publication! Here's some tantalizing excerpts:

Page 4 - Entitlement Programs - "I don't need Social Security, Welfare or any of that. If I need money, I'll make my own money. I'll go to work."

Page 7 - Gay Marriage - "Marriage is between one man and one woman. What if I wanted to marry the Lemon Sisters? That wouldn't be right? Would it?"

Page 10 - Talks with our enemy - "If they aren't doing what we want them to do why talk to them? Preconditions must be conditions of talking points all under the umbrella of creating jobs"

...Plus much more! If you pre-buy now, you can upgrade to a Golden Freedom membership for only $29.95 and receive wonderful Joe the Plumber merchandise on special occasions. The first is an archival quality ink jet picture of Joe certified suitable for framing.

Please Help!

Hello Friends, somehow, I'm slipping into obscurity! Google isn't carrying a banner on me anymore and neither is the New York Times. Remember: Obama is still a terrorist and a tax and spender....please help Joe the Plumber come back...The Press Room, my PR firm is working on a book that I'm writing that's going to be a block buster right up there with anything Bill O'Reilly's PR firm has ever written under his name.

Please pre-buy it! I want to make that $250 so I can accuse Obama of stealing it!

As Always, You Friend, Joe the Plumber (or should I start using my real name: Sam?)

A big Joe the Plumber shout out to all my fans out there! Well, I'm intending to stay around and be a watchdog on the Obama/Democrat administration, and If I see that the Dream for My America going the wrong way, I'm going to shout long and loud!

My main concern is taxing people who earn over $250,000, as hope to one day with your help.

So while we're building the rest of the blog and site, pitch in and buy the book my marketing firm in Nashville is writing for me, along with Joe the Plumber Coffee Mugs, T-Shirts and all the other swell, Joe the Plumber merchandise out there that every Real American must own to accepted by other Real Americans. It's all out there, on special, while supplies last, on e-bay!

Thanks, Your Pal, Joe The Plumber